My name is Eden |
+ I like to eat peaches from a can. + Born April 7, 1987 + I've been with my husband since '04. Been married since '10 + mommy. + Face painter extraordinaire. + Disney FANatic. + 90's Nerd. +Back to the Future Lover. + Loves girlie Folk Acoustic music. + Prefers Disneyland to DWD |
Mom saw porn on the dash.“Are those people’s butts??”
“Ohhh, it’s just my dash so I can’t control what people put on it…so it might’ve been.” (it was clearly butts)
“Well, you should put a message on there that says ‘no butts please’.”
OKAY. EVERYONE. NO BUTTS PLEASE.
NONE.
NO BUTTS.
(Source: grassleaves, via princecarlandprincessellie)
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